Blonde Paige is ready to measure up Jack's small pathetic dick
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Paige is back, ready to measure up Jack with a mischievous grin. She whips out a measuring tape, comparing his modest size to two tantalizing dildos. "Not quite cutting it, Jack," she teases, as she takes control, jerking him off with a playful smirk.
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Hi!
Hi!
I just wanted to see this penis, if you want to call it that, for one more time.
I wanted to measure it. I was curious.
If I can even get it out.
Yeah, just pull it out.
You really do.
I don't even think we can get a measurement on this.
It's, I think, like a thumbnail.
Do you get it hard first?
Is it getting hard?
I don't know if it is hard yet or not.
We'll see.
Looks like it's getting there.
It's like a fat clit.
Oh wait, here comes the turtle's head down.
Oh man.
Alright, I think it's as hard as it's going to get. Let's measure it out.
Okay.
Dress in fursuit.
You going to make a little outfit?
It's like three, like two and a half inches, I think.
Alright, what do you think?
That's what it looks like.
Like three? It's about three, I think.
Oh jeez.
It's this big.
That's hard though.
When it's not hard, it's probably this big.
Like negative?
Negative five.
It's inverted. Let's compare it to other penises.
The blue penis.
Are you sure this is guy?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Not much of one, but...
Do this one.
This is five inches.
And this is small.
I know.
Now let's get the big cock out.
Okay, this is a male penis.
Yeah, that's nice.
That's the one I have in mind.
It's very nice and thick.
Yeah, definitely nothing like that.
Oh my god.
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