Billy goes to Hollywood

We just got this shipment in yesterday.

They've been sold out for over a month now.

I can see why.

They're so hot.

But they all seem so...

friendly.

So...

inviting.

Oh, they're that all right.

And not only are they anatomically correct,

they're anatomically impressive.

Can I see?

Of course.

That's impressive alright. It reminds me of somebody I know.

I think they all remind us of someone we know or want to know.

I'm sure that these guys have inspired some pretty wild fantasies.

Howdy!

Hi.

Hop on.

Sure.

Oh

That's it, that's it, that's it.

Ow.

Oh, God.

Oh

I'll take it.

Great, you want Sailor Billy?

No, no, I want, um, Cowboy Billy.

Oh, fine, fine. Actually, he's one of my favorites too.

I think I'll take this one too. A gift for a friend.

You have gift cards?

Sure do.

delivery.

Thanks a lot.

Thank you, Dave.

To the best host ever, your new home is great and the weekend was the best.

How can I thank you?

Knowing your taste in all things nautical, I thought this might be just the thing.

Careful, however, as they have strange powers.

Hope to see you soon. Love always, Hank.

Yeah.

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