Big Melon Classics Vol 6

You know, Chrissy, this place is a real fucking dump.

I can't believe we're staying here.

Yeah, no shit. I'd call it a pig's diet, but I figured we wanted to assault any pigs.

Yeah, I don't even think pigs would actually stay here, but you know,

we didn't really have a choice, now did we?

Yeah, we did get pretty lucky, having Bob and Jeff less stay here while they're in jail.

It's kind of funny if you think about it, them being thrown in jail,

us getting evicted all on the same day.

Real fucking funny.

Sorry.

Folks, are you tired of living in a dung heap?

Fed up with rats the size of a small dog?

Just can't take the stench for one minute longer?

Then come on down and see Larry's Lowdown Condos,

located by the 101 freeway close to the heart of LA.

For just 500 measly dollars a month,

you took a live in a lap of luxury without spending a small fortune.

Don't live in that slime and filth one minute longer.

Larry's Lowdown Condos. Come on down. Call now.

Operators are standing by. Se habla espanol.

That's it, girl. We're out of here.

Oh, I can't wait. But you know, I'm going to miss this place.

We've had some pretty good times here.

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