A Touch of Genie
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Melvin, a geeky antique shop owner with an overbearing mother, is a big fan actress Tina Russell. He finds a jar with a female genie inside who agrees to turn him into porn actors from Tina's movies
Published by mikelee69
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How much is this? That's $35.
This one?
Well that's 31, but it's solid silver.
For $31 I could buy the holy grail.
Oh, it's you, Irv.
Oh, Melvin, did I see a flick last night?
You see, Tina Russell is this nun.
Yeah, I seen it. I seen it.
You didn't tell me.
Well, I ain't seen you.
But I saw you yesterday.
Oh, you took a two-hour lunch again.
What did you think of the picture?
It was good.
Oh, in that dream sequence
when Tina's sister and her husband
take off her clothes and put the boots to her.
Oy!
Especially, especially when they remove her undergarments.
And the sister warms her up while the guy gets his schmuck ready.
Wait a second, I only got one. I didn't know you were coming.
I had breakfast already.
Look.
How pink.
How nice.
Looks like Tina Russell's before the guy poked any schmuck.
Looks good enough to eat.
Wait.
Aren't you going to eat it?
Yeah, yeah.
After I finish dusting.
Well, uh, yes. That was an interesting motion picture from a purely intellectual standpoint.
Also very horny!
Last night when I got home, I crept up the stairs.
Nice.
Debbie was in bed reading.
The first words out of her mouth, Irving, don't start already.
Today was my day at the hairdressers.
I may even write a book.
Pornography and Film.
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